hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

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hilarious-war:

tundrawoman:

fridafrag:

bellatrixissexy:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Reblogging for the commentary.  

Perfect commentary is perfect.

^^^^^^^^^

Tumblr, you intimidate me sometimes…

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“I’M AN ADUUUUUUUUUULT!”

magpizza:

consultinglesbianfriend:

now let’s see about getting you undressed.

Goodness.

Aaaaand I ship them now.

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verdantaberration:

thekeck:

I try not to be a cynical person; I find it’s not a healthy attitude toward life.

But I find it difficult not to be cynical when beautiful and essential things in this world are allowed to slip away. Chester College of New England, a small arts college in Chester, New Hampshire, was one of…

Well said, Mr. Keck. Great advice that I, for one, intend to take.

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO

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e-boobs:

labyrinthinelasermoon:

muffystopheles:

all the sciencey nerdy feels. 

In this same vein:

screams

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kennabot:

apathetictranscendentalist:

nerdgasmz:

sacrificialanxiety:

slugbox:

thebogonoslo:

MY GOD…

already knew a bunch of these, but there’s a few good ones in there i didn’t know about, good shit.

OMG

ECCENTRICALLY TIDY PERSON’S HANDYGUIDE

Elite as fuark

need these

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hideoustowns:

Work Notes pt 1: “I need to have Laura inventory titles & # of copies for Fitzgerald & Faulkner & Hemingway. I am out of Great Gatsby which is heresy.”

#Bookstoreproblems

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

Well I mean, how else are we supposed to play beer pong?

(Seriously though, yes, yes they do.  That’s just how party cups are sold - they’re kind of a staple of most informal/outdoor gatherings.  They come in blue as well, but nobody gives a fuck.)

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